Forbes released their yearly list of the world’s highest-paid DJs in 2014, or “Electronic Cash Kings” as they like to call them. As you could imagine, the numbers are exorbitant. Some of these guys could easily feed a nice sized country with their yearly earnings, and many people often question whether the payout for the work put in is justified. We decided to speculate what some of these EDM moguls are REALLY doing while up on stage.

1.) Calvin Harris

Yearly earnings: $66 million

What he’s really doing: Browsing Tinder

2.) David Guetta

Yearly Earnings: $30 million

What he’s really doing: Practicing his English on Rosetta Stone

3.) Avicii

Yearly earnings: $28 million

What he’s really doing:

4.) Tiesto

Yearly earnings: $28 million

What he’s really doing: Designing his next custom plane

4.) Steve Aoki

Yearly earnings: $23 million

What he’s really doing: Baking a cake

6.) Afrojack

Yearly earnings: $22 million

What he’s really doing: Scouting out his next Ferrari

7.) Zedd

Yearly earnings: $21 million

What he’s really doing: Shopping for plaid shirts

8.) Kaskade

Yearly earnings: $17 million

What he’s really doing: Studying the Book of Mormon

9.) Skrillex

Yearly earnings: $16.5 million

What he’s really doing: Planning an Alien Invasion

10.) Deadmau5

Yearly earnings: $16 million

What he’s really doing: Looking up pictures of cats on Instagram

11.) Hardwell

Yearly earnings: $13 million

What he’s really doing: Taking selfies

12.) Armin van Buuren

Yearly earnings: $12 million

What he’s really doing: Shooting back 5-hour energy drinks

13.) Steve Angello

Yearly earnings: $12 million

What he’s really doing: Shopping for hair products online

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