Phish and their fans are gearing up for the thirteen-show-run known as the Baker’s Dozen, and everyone involved is wondering: Will anyone be able to make it through this thing in one piece? Sure, plenty of people have purchased thirteen-show packages, but is anyone else nervous that this insanely long residency at Madison Square Garden is going to have adverse effects on the average phan’s health?

Apparently, Phish is worried too, and that’s why they’ve partnered up with CID Entertainment and New York’s Mt. Sinai Hospital to offer special health care packages for the Baker’s Dozen run. Each package comes with a daily IV drip, B12 shots every Monday and Thursday, discreet on-demand STD and pregnancy tests, unlimited psychiatric evaluations, and one case of Heady Topper, provided by Alchemist Brewing.

These health care packages are extremely limited and will run you $1200 to cover you for the entire Baker’s Dozen run. Due to heavy demand, an online lottery is now open at the band’s website and will run until April 20th.