In yet another one of his now infamous stage rants, Kanye West had another one of his tantrums trying to make all of us feel bad for him for being famous.  Now while we are sure it is tough to have paparazzi follow your every move and really get all up in yo’ shit, it’s kind of hard to feel bad for someone making millions and millions of dollars for making music, or playing sports, or acting in movies.  Hey, you want the fame and fortune, or is just about the art?  Because if it was just about the art, why don’t you just give all your money away to those less fortunate and live modestly.  There are some artists that do many good deeds, and help out many people, and then there are those that live it up and flaunt it.  And Kanye….you most definitely flaunt it.

According to Gawker, and the video that we will show you, this is how it went down:

“Last night, Kanye West played a nearly 90-minute surprise show as part of Adult Swim‘s upfront presentation. At least two notable things happened: He sang an AutoTuned ode to Kim Kardashian that doesn’t live up to its possible name of “Awesome,” and he went on a tear about pitfalls of fame.

The latter is above. “I’m a terrible, terrible, terrible celebrity,” West said early on. That simply isn’t true. He is a wonderful celebrity, prone to unpredictable behavior, with an catalog of public rants that is thus far unparalleled by any of his peers. He is a great celebrity in that all he needs to do to command attention is pop out his pacifier. ‘I’m the worst kind of celebrity, because all I do is make real music,’ continued the rapper, who may have debuted his Skrillex collaboration last night. He sang-song this information. The music he was making at this moment was only quasi real. It should be noted that throwing fits, also, is a big part of his art. Obviously.

He went on to complain about photogs. He was commanding attention because of his fame yet promising that he is no celebrity because he thinks he is God and he is entitled to make arbitrary decrees within any given paragraph: ‘So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckin’ celebrity.’

He was probably referencing the paparazzi that made him run into a pole last week, as they chased him and the person who’s famous for being famous that he decided to make a baby with.”

Earth to Kanye….you are most DEFINITELY a “muthfuckin’ celebrity”!!!  We get it, the paparazzi are total assholes.  We truly feel for you; we don’t think it would be fun being trailed by them either.  But you just make it worse for yourself, my man.  You going out on stage and spitting out your venom does absolutely nothing to help your situation; you just draw more attention to yourself.  And, the real kicker is, and this is completely on you….you impregnated the most famous pseudo-celebrity of our generation in Kim Kardashian.  Seriously?!?!?!  As if you didn’t get followed around enough, you now have all the paparazzi that is following her ass around (for what reason, the jury is still out on), teaming up for a Kan-dashian press fest.  You couldn’t find yourself a nice, non-celebrity girl that doesn’t crave attention?  No.  Instead, your babies-mama is the reality show queen.  You want to go out and live it up like you do, then prepare for the consequences of your own actions.  Your decisions are your own, Boo.  Now you got to live with them.

Here is the rant:

Here’s Kanye reaction after running into a pole: