Hell hath officially frozen over. Everyday, simply beings observant watchers of what goes on around this Earth of ours, we come across some mind-blowing acts of extreme absurdity, something completely unexpected, and something that is all thing ironic (don’t ya think?). Well, add THIS to that list….Michelle Obama, wife of the President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, is releasing a HIP-HOP ALBUM!!!

Yes, you read that correctly, Missy Obizzy (as we like to call her), is releasing a hip-hop album. And the title of the album is Songs for a Healthier America; now THAT is some gangsta shit. Apparently, it ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, for Miss O….as long as it’s not fried, that is.

And it’s not just Michelle and the girls singing over some heady beats, she actually got the following artists, celebrities and sports stars to help America bring down that waist line:

Reverend Run (Run DMC)
Doug E. Fresh
Jordin Sparks
Travis Barker (Blink 182)
Dr. Oz
Iman Shumpert

Oh, and there’s more stars where that came from. For the album, Michelle Obama teamed up with Partnership for a Healthier America and Hip Hop Health. You can check out the first track “Everybodyhere. It does have to be noted, all kidding aside, that Missy Obizzy doesn’t actually sing, nor rap, on the album; it’s all speaking parts. Still, the thought is funny enough, in and of itself. It’s tough to hate on somebody trying to do good, but we’ll be damned if this isn’t easy pickings. Tupac and Biggie are rolling over in their graves as we post this.

Songs for a Healthier America Tracklist:

01. Everybody (ft. Jordin Sparks, Doug E Fresh, Ryan Beatty, Artie Green, Dr Oz and the Hip Hop Doc)
02. U R What You Eat (feat. Salad Bar (Matisyahu, Ariana Grande, Travis Barker))
03. Let’s Move (ft. Doug E Fresh, Artie Green, Chauncey Hawkins, Easy AD)
04. Just Believe (ft. Ashanti, Gerry Gunn, Artie Green, Robbie Nova, Chauncey Hawkins)
05. Veggie Luv (ft. Monifah and J Rome)
06. Hip Hop FEET (Finding Exercise Energy Thresholds) (ft. DMC, Artie Green, and Chauncey Hawkins)
07. Stronger (ft. Shayna Steele, Jeremy Jordan, Our Time, Nils Lofgren)
08. Give Myself a Try (ft. Ryan Beatty)
09. Jump Up (It’s a Good Day) Let’s Move version (ft. Brady Rymer and the Little Band That Could)
10. Hip Hop LEAN (ft. Artie Green)
11. Pass the Rock (ft. Iman Schumpert and Artie Green)
12. Good Living (ft. Ashton Jones)
13. Beautiful (ft. Daisy Grant and Artie Green)
14. Change the Game (ft. The Happiness Club and Naledge)
15. Wanna Jump (Let’s Move) (ft. Paul Burch and WPA Ballclub)
16. Mother May I? (ft. Amelia Robinson)
17. We Like Vegetables (ft. Los Barkers!)
18. Get Up Sit Up (ft. Ian James and Ricky Baitz)
19. One Step Forward (ft. Samite)

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