The White House has finally responded to a public petition unanimously in favor of deporting popstar-turned-lawbreaker, Justin Bieber.  Much to the dismay of those who signed, he will not be forced to leave by our Federal goverment at least. 

The Obama Administration has an agreement to respond to any petitition, no matter how nonsensical, if said petition obtains at least 100,000 signatures. Beiber’s racked up over 250,000.

While acknowledging the response may “disappoint”, it seems The White House would prefer remain neutral on this matter, in favor of dealing more pertinent, significant immigration issues. 

Here is the full response from The White House:

Only time will tell if Bieber will do something dumb enough to actually warrant an official deportation, and/or hopefully turn himself around and get his life and career back on track.