Today, the parody website ClickHole published an article titled “Let’s Do This, Internet: We’re Launching A GoFundMe Campaign To Buy Bob Dylan A Brand-New Sleep Number Adjustable Bed!” ClickHole, a division of The Onion, actually launched a real GoFundMe page to send Dylan the bed!

At time of publication, over 120 people had contributed $970 towards the goal. The description on the page is filled with hilarious gems like “He has given us everything while asking nothing in return, and for that, we think it’s about time that America said “thank you” for all his contributions to our ears and our hearts.”

And: “If we exceed our goal, the extra money will go toward purchasing comfortable blankets and/or additional Sleep Number® adjustable beds for Bob. If we fail to meet our goal, any money raised will be refunded to the original donors. But let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.”

This is absurd and we love it.