Remember songs like “Mary Had a Little Lamb” and “I’m a Little Tea Pot”? You remember when your parents gave you your first little kids guitar and piano? Such great memories, right? Well, fuck that lame-ass shit! Because now you can give your kids a turntable and a sampler! And not only that, you can send them to “Baby DJ School“. Das right! A new 8-week program for children between the ages of 0-3 has been put together by Natalie Elizabeth Weiss, a DJ that has worked with the likes of LCD Soundsystem, the Psychedelic Furs, Das Racist, and others.
What kid wants to be like Crosby, Stills, and Nash, or like Pearl Jam when you can be the next Skrillex? I mean, seriously! Get your kid ready to drop those freshy beats and some dirty bangers on the next generation. One day soon, DJ Gerber is going to team up with Cotton-Elle and make the next Zedd‘s “Clarity”; it’s going to be off the hook.
Here is the 411 on those Baby DJ classes: