Soooo, Tom Hanks‘ ‘other’ son is a rapper? Who knew? Apparently, Chet Haze – aka Chet Hanks – who attended Northwestern University, we’re pretty positive grew up in the lap of luxury and didn’t have to be a gangster or sell drugs to have the money in his pocket, also enjoys posting gun-toting pictures of himself, likes to say ‘dope’ a lot, and is apparently threatening Howard Stern‘s life.
Stern has been more or less talking smack about the fortunate son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson since 2011, after discovering that Haze leads the life of a gangsta rapper despite growing up in a multi-million dollar Hollywood lifestyle. Stern initially called Haze out on his radio program when he said that Tom Hanks “must be so annoyed….Where’d he grow up, Beverly Hills? What a (expletive) douche.”
Haze has responded on numerous occasions, “Howie … Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you … You can’t run from me forever knock knees … Howie … Listen. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you … I hope you travel with security!!! PLEASE have me on the show.”
Haze again went on a rant on his Chester M. Hanks Twitter page:
Let me come up on your show b*tch… Come catch this fade… have me live on the air and we can go pound for pound see who looks like the fool you dried up old c*nt catch this fade… easy to talk sh*t in a closed off room p*ssy, have me up there in the studio with you let’s give the ppl what they want… give your sorry ass white yuppie fans some entertainment and invite me up there, I promise I won’t physically whoop your ass… I know you got security old man I’ll just intellectual debate with you and show the world you’re really just a dried up hater… stop ducking me behind closed doors invite me up there and I’ll sh*t on your whole world you f*cking Jheri curled c*nt.
If you keep ignoring me it only proves you a P*SSY ( )V( )… I don’t gotta be a gangsta or from the hood to whoop your sickly ass… You been frail and weakly ya whole life! #frail #sickly #fragile you know I will f*ck you up hahaaaa #bitch… Howie… Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you… You can’t run from me forever knock knees… Howie… Listen. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you… I hope you travel with security!!! PLEASE have me on the show… I’ll sh*t on you and your yuppie side kicks on your own show… it’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that) cuz if you did I woulda already seen u.
Sounds like it’s time for mommy and daddy to take baby’s allowance away and make him work a day job.