We all know the story. A young teenager rises to Disney-powered stardom, adored by preteen girls and loathed by just about everyone else. And, whether it’s Britney, Miley, or Justin, one thing’s for certain… the story really never ends well, now does it?
Pop sensation Justin Bieber was recently arrested in Miami, after he was caught drag racing under the alleged influence of “beer, marijuana, and other prescription drugs.”
Not that L4LM was there, but we’re guessing Justin had one beer too many, and suddenly had the brilliant idea to drag race his Lamborghini at 4 in the morning. Who wouldn’t want to drag race a Lambo at 4AM? And against your friend’s Ferrari no less…
To be fair, J. Biebz did have safety in mind when he asked his entourage to block traffic at Pine Street and 26th. To be unfair, police say that Bieber was incoherent, and non-violently resisted arrest.
Justin is currently looking at a maximum of six-months in jail, though there are established counseling/sobriety programs for first-time offenders in Miami. He’s currently sitting in a holding cell as I write this, however, since Miami requires an eight-hour “sobering up” period before bail can be posted.
Let’s hope that Justin can pull his shit together. If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is.
-David Melamed (@DMelamz)
Mug Shot via Miami Beach Police
Check out our review of Justin Bieber at Madison Square Garden, here.