According to BuzzFeed, Houston rapper RiFF RAFF is offering up several different services (for a price) over the holiday season. Not only will he attend your bachelor party for $24,000, Skype with your grandparents for $1,250, and Instagram your puppy for $500, but he will call your mom and chat for 2 whole minute (or more, depending on whether or not he feels like it).

The real kicker out of the deal is the Mr. RAFF will come over and take good care of your mom by cooking her a lobster dinner for the low, low price of $7500. FO’ REALZ YO!!! Or maybe you are looking to get some new ink….well, RiFF has got you covered. He will draw up some ideas for $2,200. Yes sir! Just be warned, whatever you wind up purchasing (and you know you will), give RiFF RAFF anywhere from 30 days to 1 year to complete the task. The man is busy afterall….he IS dating Katy Perry – or at least that is what they are leading us to believe.

Merry Christmas!….Or Happy Hanukkah….or a joyful Kwanzaaa….you get the idea. Happy Purchasing Season!

 

You could bring this home to Mom for the holidays!