Adam Sandler joined Jimmy Fallon remotely on The Tonight Show, which is now recorded daily from the host’s home, for a song about the best-practices to keep grandmas around the world safe during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, titled “Don’t Touch Grandma”.

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The song started with well-known safety tips, like “Don’t touch grandma, leave her alone/ You can spend a quarter to call her on the phone,” and “Don’t touch grandma, keep it to Zoom/ Or learn to play Canasta from across the room.”

As the song progresses, the two reflect on the sweet, yet stereotypical qualities of grandmas, like their penchant for kissing your head and hugging, and their desire to knit sweaters for grandchildren and bake them cookies.

In his classic childish voice, Sandler recommends telling one’s grandma, “No touchie, just lookie,” before Fallon joins him in a raunchy warning: “Don’t touch grandma, give her some space/ Even if your grandma wants to go to second base.”


Luckily the comedic duo didn’t end on such an indecent note. Instead, the two decided to take a jab at that all-too-familiar grandma smell. Listen to the entire song below.

Jimmy Fallon, Adam Sandler – “Don’t Touch Grandma”

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