Former Disney child star Miley Cyrus played a secret show in London at a gay club ironically called G-A-Y where she not only rode atop an inflatable penis but proceeded to tell a horrible date rape joke. She admits the reason she’s been going off on her crazy rampage is to get back at her ex-fiancee Liam Hemsworth who is most likely laughing her antics off. She also admits that her hit song “Wrecking Ball” was written as a revenge song to piss off her former lover. According to her, “the best kind of revenge is to write a number one song about it.” The real cringe worthy moment of the night was when she said, “Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do!”
Transcript:
… and every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my f***ing song on the f***ing radio, you piece of s**t. That’s right. And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick—sometimes two—I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo. So then—you know, you can tell a lot about a person—I think you can tell how big their d*** is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big d***, ‘cause I feel really good about myself now. So I’m gonna tell those motherf***ers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat d*** and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life. This song is called Wrecking Ball.
[via Gawker]